moldy-junk:

molded-from-clay:

molded-from-clay:

molded-from-clay:

KITTEN IN MY CAR

BABY IS SAFE

Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”

(one hour later)

Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”

Happy one year anniversary to our precious boy! ♡♡♡ This is what he looks like now, and he weighs about 15 lbs!!! Can you believe this is what we found in my car??

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minteh:

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

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sirfrogsworth:

Wholesome acceptable rat kissing. 

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enochian-dick-jokes:

systlin:

rocketmermaid:

tygermama:

durnesque-esque:

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

I love you Kevin’s mom

Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind

Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out. 

Rip kevin

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aquatic-enthusiast:

aziraphale-is-ace:

I feel like I’m having a stroke

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lionself:

casejackal:

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

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sailorbrazil:

smatter:

jaysunshappyhour:

shitboy96:

chickenfarmersan:

Me when I’m having a manic episode

This is my favorite video of all time!!! Go the fuck offff!!!

kristen wiig really told those hoes 

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dasebeleren:

dasebeleren:

dasebeleren:

trying to get the oscar mayer forbidden snacks

update

like icarus before me, I have flown too close to the sun and now I have to eat a box of these for my hubris

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